Mountain Dew
Notes
Substitue 'cellar' for canteen. Song usually done with 'back country' or 'hick' attire, chewing grass, straw hats, that sort of thing. Some lyrics (nowadays) may not be suitable.. actually, i believe there have been attempts to ban the song entirely at camp.
Lyrics
The Moon shines East, The Moon shines West, but in -my- cellar, the moonshine's best! They call it that good old mountain de-w and men that refuse it are few, so hush up your mug, then they'll fill up your jug with that good old moutain dew. My Uncle Phil he's got a still on the hill, where they'll run off a gallon or two (or three). The birds in the sky get so high they can't fly from that good old mountain dew. Chorus. A preacher came by with a tear in his eye, He said that wife had the flu. Boo Hoo! I said that he ought to give her a quart of that good ole mountain dew. Chorus. My little honey she's a playboy bunny, She can take off a thing or two, or three! But you should see her strip, When you give her a sip of that good ole mountain dew. Chorus. My Uncle Paul he is tiny and small, He stands about four foot two, or three! But he feel like a giant, When you give him a pint of that good ole mountain dew. Chorus. I know a place about a mile down the road, Where you can order a thing or two, or three! (Not sure about this line) But if you hush up your mug, Then they'll fill up your jug with that good ole mountain dew. Chorus.