Wild Cheese Moose Hunt

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Notes

Audience echoes each line and sets up clap/lap-slapping rhythm.

Lyrics

Chorus:
Goin' on a wild cheese moose hunt.
I am not afraid!
I got my gun!

Mud!

Chorus2:
Can't go over it.
Can't go under it.
Can't go around it.
Gotta go through it. [Make sloshing sounds and move hands as if slogging.]

[Chorus]
Sticks.
[Chorus2, Snap fingers.]

[Chorus]
Tree.
[Chorus2, Make gestures climbing up and down.]

[Chorus]
Gate.
[Chorus2, Make gate-opening gestures.]

[Chorus]
River.
[Chorus2, Make swimming gestures.]

[Chorus]
Cave.
[Chorus2, "Lion!, Arggggh!"  Reverse all motions quickly to get home.]